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カッコ良すぎのかみThe Project to XX-ify Mankind
~Conversation with an acquaintance the other day~
B: Ah, hello. I'm Saitou Takumi, written 斎藤 and the "kou" kanji in "zukou". I'm an actor.
A: I do "Da Pump."
B: ...Huh? Da Pump?
A: I just joined up.
B: Ah, I see...
If this keeps up, most of the Japanese population will probably be required to identify themselves as either EXILE or Da Pump [T/N: Exile and Da Pump are two big, very popular Japanese music groups]
Like the Sunnis and the Shiites. [T/N: ...DID YOU JUST COMPARE RIVAL MUSIC GROUPS TO ISLAMIC SECTS, SAITOU TAKUMI?! _O_]
It'll be kinda like, "So, which are you? Ah, that's the same as me!!"
Personally, I'd probably want to join up with, "Shibusa Shirazu" or "Oohashi Trio" or "Real Madrid."
Even though I'm just one person, Oohashi Trio. Even though I'm just one person, Hanaregumi.
Even though I'm not clever, I'm Saitou Takumi. [T/N: Yay for plays on words XD;;; He says literally "Even though I'm not takumi (using a different kanji, meaning "clever, skillful", I'm Saitou Takumi]
Let's do what we should without whining.
Live each day to its fullest.
P.S.P [T/N: ........PSP? XD]
I think Oohashi Trio's "Today, Tonight" is just too cool.translated by goodbye_money